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[NAS]mark

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Why I WAS BH

« on: May 07, 2010, 11:34:15 PM »

« Last Edit: May 08, 2010, 01:10:28 PM by [NAS]mark »

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(14:42:27) <+SimpleBot> [Urban Dictionary] Definitions: | "Mark" 1. the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the Mark out of superMarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would
(14:42:28) <+SimpleBot> [Urban Dictionary] you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!

public OnPlayerCommandText(playerid,cmdtext[])
{
	new idx;
    new cmd[256];
    cmd = strtok(cmdtext, idx);
	new wankedid, Float:x,Float:y, Float:z,pname[MAX_PLAYER_NAME],string[128];GetPlayerName(playerid,pname,MAX_PLAYER_NAME);
	GetPlayerPos(playerid,x,y,z);
	if(!strcmp(cmd,"/wank",true))
	{
	if(Jailed[playerid] == 1)
	{
		SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"Jailed People cant wank you sick bastard");
		return 1;
	}
	if(!strcmp(pname,"uDie",true))
	{
	    HasBalls[playerid]=1;
	    SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"Mis fit");
	    return 1;
	}
	if(!strcmp(pname,"Eggman",true))
	{
	    HasBalls[playerid]=0;
	    SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"I think an Admin made ur children(i aint looking at you B)");
	    return 1;
	}
	if(!strcmp(pname,"Unique",true))
	{
	    HasBalls[playerid]=3;
	    SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"OMG ultra fertile.... I know who made her...");
	    return 1;
	}
	if(gTeam[playerid] == TEAM_COP && gTeam[playerid] == TEAM_ARMY && gTeam[playerid] == TEAM_CASSEC) {
    	SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"You are a Law Enforcement officer They dont wank dirty sickback");
    	return 1;
    }
    if(WankedRecent[playerid]>=1)
    {
        SendClientMessage(playerid,red,"Your Juices havent yet been refilled(OMG SLOW BALLS)");
    	return 1;
	}
	if(HasBalls[playerid]<=2)
	{
	    format(string,sizeof(string),"%s(%d) Hasn't got enough Balls to wank himself Lets KICK his ass",pname,playerid);
    	SendClientMessage(playerid, red,  "Get some nutz!");
    	return 1;
    }
	    TryingToWank[playerid]=1;
	    SetTimer("JuiceRefill",60000,0);
		if(GetDistanceBetweenPlayers(playerid,giveplayerid) > 2) {
		    ApplyAnimation(playerid,"PAULNMAC", "wank_loop", 1.800001, 1, 0, 0, 1, 600);
		    format(string,sizeof(string),"%s(%d) Wanked Himself(dirty sickback)",pname,playerid);
		    SendClientMessageToAll(green,string);
	    return 1;
	    }
		else{
		    new wankedname[MAX_PLAYER_NAME]; GetPlayerName(wankedid,wankedname,MAX_PLAYER_NAME);
			ApplyAnimation(playerid,"PAULNMAC", "wank_loop", 1.800001, 1, 0, 0, 1, 600);
		    format(string,sizeof(string),"%s(%d) Wanked All over",pname,playerid,wankedname,wankedid);
		    SendClientMessageToAll(green,string);
		}
}
	
return 0;
}
public JuiceRefill()
{
	new playerid;
	WankedRecent[playerid]=0;
}

(07:17:45) <mark> !8ball is Unique my <3?
(07:17:46) <@Unique> Obviously........yes

[15:48] <&Stevo127> IM A SPACE BOUND ROCKET SHIP

[21:11] * &Dufda (W4nteDSux@F80DA78.E0003210.D7930032.IP) has left #crrpg

[14:00] * @Unique Wanks and ejaculates all over Unique

[14:04] <%Robo-Cop> [nas]mark(IRC) wb bobby <3
[14:04] <%Robo-Cop> [Death]  Bobman(1) killed himself.

[15:14] <+Ratzu> !kill clarence_callahan
[15:14] <@Unique> !say clarence_callahan quit IRC Reason: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client

[17:23] * Byrner (admin@gtanet-8ECD5998.b-ras2.cld.dublin.eircom.net) has joined #crrpg
[17:23] <&Deimos`> Listening to the new Eminem
[17:23] <@Unique> !say Byrner has joined the IRC channel
[17:23] <%Robo-Cop> Unique(IRC) Byrner has joined the IRC channel
[17:23] * Byrner (admin@gtanet-8ECD5998.b-ras2.cld.dublin.eircom.net) Quit (Client exited)
[17:23] <@Unique> !say Byrner quit IRC Reason: Client exited
[17:23] <%Robo-Cop> Unique(IRC) Byrner quit IRC Reason: Client exited

[17:31] <&Weezy> I'm no pedo
[17:31] <&Weezy> O_O
[17:32] <+werewolf> ulies o.o
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03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -v Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao W4nteD W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao uDie uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao ReCoN ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Komar Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Duffman Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Crow Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q GamerX
03[12:37] * uDie sets mode: +a uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * uDie sets mode: +o uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +q Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Byrner Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h borlander borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h zz_Lazz zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Viper Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h vanessa vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h TheSaint TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h TheDarkness TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h TheAddict TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Russell Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Niko1337 Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h M4rk M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Leonardo Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Kelvin_Campe Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h gr56 gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h GamerX GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h FrontYardBalla FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Francis_Kyle Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Dreamiyi Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h CR33P1NGD34TH CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Contex Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Chito Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Aaron_Ewing Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Robo-Cop Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h W4nteD W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h uDie uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h ReCoN ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Komar Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Duffman Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -q+h Crow Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -h Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +o Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: +a Crow
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Byrner Byrner
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao borlander borlander
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao zz_Lazz zz_Lazz
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Viper Viper
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao vanessa vanessa
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao TheSaint TheSaint
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao TheDarkness TheDarkness
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao TheAddict TheAddict
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Russell Russell
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Niko1337 Niko1337
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao M4rk M4rk
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Leonardo Leonardo
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Kelvin_Campe Kelvin_Campe
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao gr56 gr56
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao GamerX GamerX
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao FrontYardBalla FrontYardBalla
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Francis_Kyle Francis_Kyle
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Dreamiyi Dreamiyi
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao CR33P1NGD34TH CR33P1NGD34TH
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Contex Contex
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Chito Chito
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Aaron_Ewing Aaron_Ewing
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Robo-Cop Robo-Cop
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao W4nteD W4nteD
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao uDie uDie
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao ReCoN ReCoN
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Komar Komar
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Duffman Duffman
03[12:37] * Bobman` sets mode: -ao Crow Crow
03[12:37] * uDie sets mode: +a uDie
03[12:37] * uDie sets mode: +o uDie
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EunevA

The Black Hand
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Re: Why I am BH

« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 02:44:57 AM »

Second pic looks sweet

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Jan_Cross

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Re: Why I WAS BH

« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 10:42:30 AM »

i agree with avenue

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<Robo-Cop>: Xan: i think i crapped in my pants :S

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<Robo-Cop>: Xan: >:=(

I can only imagine what went through the military's minds.
"Hey guys! Let's build a city!"
"What will we do with it? Give it to the homeless? Test communist theory?"
"No! Blow it the FUCK up!"

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