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if(TryingToWank[playerid]==1 && HasBalls[playerid]!=2){ SendClientMessage(playerid, COLOR_COCK, "Get some nutz!"); return 1; }if(strcmp(cmd, "/q", true) == 0) {SendClientMessage(playerid, COLOR_COCK, "Bitch please,your staying on this server forever,muhahahaha"); return 1; }<frank> can you help me install GTA3?<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't usingfrank has quit IRC. (Quit)<knightmare> ...[23:33] <%Robo-Cop> Arcangel(0) - omg id 7 hax[23:34] <%Robo-Cop> Arcangel(0) - WOULD YOU PLZ STOP IT[23:35] <%Robo-Cop> xoxoxo(1) - yay i applied[23:35] <%Robo-Cop> xoxoxo(1) - arcangel[23:35] <%Robo-Cop> Arcangel(0) - ID 7 HACKER OMG[23:35] <%Robo-Cop> Arcangel(0) - LEAVE ME ALONE[19:25] <%Robo-Cop> Byrner (8) - Adam[19:25] <%Robo-Cop> Adam (18) - Yes ?[19:25] <%Robo-Cop> Byrner (8) - Will we start banning everyone?[19:26] <%Robo-Cop> Gota_Go (11) - gotta go bye[19:26] <%Robo-Cop> Gota_Go(11) Has left the server (Left)[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:04] if i look at gey porndoes that make me gay?[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:10] Just makes you wierd[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:11] but not gay[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:11] Do you enjoy watching it?[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:11] yes[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:11] Do you imagine yourself doing it?[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:12] sometimes[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:12] I'd say your probably gay then[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:12] or at the least, bi sexual[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:12] but i look at straight porn as well and i look at the girls in it[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:12] i depends on whatmood im in [22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:13] Yes your probably bi sexual then[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:13] but i dont love men[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:13] Then your straight[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:14] but i like mens willys[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:14] lol..[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:14] oh shit my mum haswalked in[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:15] :')[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:23] so is ther i way i canchange my sexuality[22:30] <Ben_Cole> [21:25] Not physically no[22:30] <uncle_middleton> [21:25] ok ill cut myself[17:19] <%Robo-Cop> [RP]Hiddos (8) - what that sound[17:19] <%Robo-Cop> Byrner(IRC) It's the sound of me banging your sister.[17:19] <%Robo-Cop> [RP]Hiddos (8) - then my sister can't fuck at all[18:18] <~Byrner> But how I get yew and your testes on my screen ? :([18:19] <+Infamous> any good porn site.[18:19] <+Infamous> look for easy infa[21:11] <Infamous> Poor Irish lads being depraved of education, makes my heart bleed[21:12] <Byrner> lmao[21:12] <Byrner> deprived you nawb[21:12] <Byrner> I love irony :D[21:12] <Infamous> typos happen but turning british doesnt[21:12] <Infamous> sorry mate[20:37] <Crake> How old are you king?[20:40] <&Theking> 27..[20:40] * BloodyHero (IceChat7@maka-702EF7D4.) 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It's like when God was making women it was a good day in the office ... everybody was working happy ... then it came to men and it was like a late shift on a Friday night ... things were just thrown together. You'd think we'd have something nice down there ... like a kittens head ? Maybe we could just tickle it's chin until it got sick or something ... a man can only dream. :([21:36] <%Robo-Cop> BigSKE (7) - are there any houses available to buy byrner?[21:37] <~The_Byrner> !pm 7 Depends[21:37] <~The_Byrner> !pm 7 Will your mother be avaliable ?[21:38] <%Robo-Cop> **IRC PM** BigSKE(7) maybe[21:38] <~The_Byrner> !Pm 7 Can you describe her vagina for me ?[21:38] <%Robo-Cop> **IRC PM** BigSKE(7) tight[21:38] <~The_Byrner> LMFAO[03:43] <%Robo-Cop> The_Byrner(IRC) Anybody wish to insert their erect penis into my slightly widened rectum ?[03:43] <%Robo-Cop> kevin (0) Has left the server (Left)[00:54] <%Robo-Cop> ObeseBanana79 (1) - i don't like play with admins[00:54] <%Robo-Cop> *** Admin on IRC: Wanna play ?[00:55] <%Robo-Cop> ObeseBanana79 (1) - who is admin here?[00:56] <~Byrner> !text ObeseBanana79: Me.[00:56] <%Robo-Cop> ObeseBanana79 (1) - you copy my name[00:56] <~Byrner> !text ObeseBanana79: No, you copy my name.[00:57] <~Byrner> !text ObeseBanana79: Copy cat, I tell admin.[00:57] <%Robo-Cop> ObeseBanana79 (1) - sorry[00:57] <%Robo-Cop> ObeseBanana79 (1) Has left the server (Left)[02:10] <Hiredgun[Mw2]> Deiimoss[02:13] <~Deimos> ?[02:14] * Deimos (Deimos@gtanet-6E754DFB.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) Quit ( Quit: Madness is like gravity, All it takes is a little push. )[02:14] <Hiredgun[Mw2]> what a bastard[15:46] <&Stevo127> !kick Petelo[15:46] <&TheDarkness> !mute Petelo[15:46] <%Robo-Cop> **(ADMIN KICK)** Petelo(1)[15:46] <%Robo-Cop> **(ADMIN MUTE)** Petelo(1)[15:46] <%Robo-Cop> **(ADMIN KICK)** Petelo(1) Shut up[15:46] <%Robo-Cop> Petelo (1) Has left the server (Kicked)
Quote from: Byrner on October 26, 2008, 02:56:28 PMMethinks the picture needs to be updated . It's linked to the old forums.
Gonna have to be re-done now that im bck Ha!
Quote from: Stevo127 on January 11, 2009, 11:28:43 PMGonna have to be re-done now that im bck Ha! Adam is going to MURDER you when he See's this.
[08:08] <&Adam> !urbandefine eggs[08:08] <@Unique> [eggs] White on the outside, yellow on the inside. A whiter person who wants to be asian
[08:10] <@Unique> [cow] Someone who blocks the aisles in a grocery store with their massive girth.
[11:01] <%Robo-Cop> FlOweRShiNeX (1) - eggman u have ears ?
[14:38] <%Robo-Cop> Arcangel (2) - stupid car :|
[15:21] <&Adam> BYRNER, Do something funny. I haz toget a BYRNER QUOTE in my sig :O[15:22] <~Byrner> lmao you can't do that [15:22] <~Byrner> "BE FUNNY"[15:22] <~Byrner> That's like walking up to a usual horny man and saying "ERECTION" ... he gets nervous and the little lad stays in his shell .
Quote from: Byrner on January 11, 2009, 11:29:26 PMQuote from: Stevo127 on January 11, 2009, 11:28:43 PMGonna have to be re-done now that im bck Ha! Adam is going to MURDER you when he See's this.ZOMFG OMG WTF BBQ HAX FFS!he said "HA!" O_O
